Champion of Virginal Purity and All Things Good in the World Jim Hoft, aka Gateway Pundit, was forced to write a post today going into detail about a Washington University undergraduate's sex column in the independent student newspaper Student Life. Hoft, with only pure and good intentions, was so intent on warning his readers about this den of sin that he even decided to post three full paragraphs from the column on "how to give a textbook blowjob." Hoft's fellow middle aged male commenters then took turns alternately wagging their wrinkled old fingers at the downfall of society and calling Wash U undergraduates "sluts."
I'm sure undergraduates around the world will sleep much better knowing that Jim Hoft is keeping a watchful eye on their sex lives.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I am convinced he only found this because it contains the word "teabagging" in it. He must have a Google alert set.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't that make him a perv? - Stella Guns
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it was unintentional, but Gateway Pundit has done a service to humanity. That's actually pretty good advice he posted.
ReplyDeleteOh, shit, I forgot we're all supposed to be all hung up on sexuality and pretend blowjobs don't happen. Sorry. Won't happen again.